FOOLISH BOY.

for it to be this cold without any snow present. Im seriously freezing my tits off. I shit you not, it wasnt even this cold when I went skiing. And that shit was on a fucking mountain.

I demand that someone come over and cuddle up on the sofa with me so we can watch Bridget Jones and eat chocolate. Maybe that person could do my schoolwork for me too. That would be cool.

However, thats not going to happen. So, im just going to sit here and freeze my tits off and try find the motivation to do this stupid homework.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. that is all.

I think. I have cancelled my driving lesson because i dont think i should drive. Also, its a waste of my money and Kazza’s time if im not going to be…functioning properly. She’s so lovely, she just called me to make sure im okay. I have quite clearly got the bestest driving instructor in the whole world. I LAV HER. 

I am staying in because I have work tomorrow and im out for hannahs tomorrow night, and it has come to my attention that im ridiculously tired because i cried over the RSPCA advert. I mean animal cruelty is horrible anyway, but you know i dont usually cry without it being laughter induced. 

So unless by some miracle i feel better i will be in bed watching films, reading wuthering heights..again and tumblin all night. Ooh Aprils just texted me saying she’s cancelling because shes been throwing up all day. So looks like im in either way.

That is the end of my short update on my life. I know you’re all thoroughly interested. That is all.

I love intruding on coupley moments :’)

Resisting the urge to call/text because If said person actually wanted to talk to you they would. Missing people is annoying. As is waking up at this time. With noone to talk to/make me sleeepy.

I have had 3 hours sleep. I need to get up in 3 hours.

One of you glorious people should fly over, or fly me out and take me somewhere interesting. Hopefully somewhere where i will find somthing hilarious so that i can make a running sarcastic commentary in my head. Maybe if you’re lucky i’ll share my hilariousness with you. I probably will. I mean you know, if i keep funny things in my head i end up doing my retarded “about to laugh” face, and then once i find somthing properly hilarious, i may or may not snort, and sometimes i cry laughing. If its really funny, as in “oh god i see a cameltoe” funny, then i may or may not pee myself laughing. Its happened once or twice. You know you want me.

In summary, I want to go out. 

My family love taking the piss out of me. This time its because a Wallace and Gromit advert came on the telly, and i dont care what you say, that shit is the scariest fucking thing ever. Why would anyone want to watch that? Let alone expose that shit to children?! The one with the penguin who wanted to steal the cheese scarred me for life. FOR LIFE.

So anyway, the advert came on telly and i looked horrified and mother was like “OH GOD SOFIA LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY!” and then dad and nino started doing hilarious wallace and gromit impressions and ripping the shit.

This has been a pointless post. you love me. ♥

Just went to visit the Meningitis ridden Jenny, theyre not sure whether its viral or bacterial yet either - so naturally i have clearly also contracted meningitis.

I am also exhausted. I was amazing at Quidditch today, my amazing team informed me that i am “on goblet of fire” instead of “on fire” see what they did there? Harry Potter reference? Oh yeah, we are that cool.

I am now suffering from a migraine, but on the plus side - i get to play ‘TEST OUT MAH NEW PILLZ AND SEE IF THEY WORK’ so in the meantime, im going to be reblogging lots of immature and slightly racially sensitive pictures to amuse myself.

That is all.

Begins now. Let’s do this! I’m sure I’ll be awake in a few hours at stupid o’clock so expect a post about how much I love waking up randomly and not being able to get back to sleep.

That is all.

1. Its morning, who the fuck likes mornings? Robots and aliens. thats who.
2. Its before 10, and worse, before 12.
3. I never have time to de-bitch myself.
4. Im always woken up by the most horrible sounding alarm on my mothers phone that she places somewhere in the room and its so annoying why can she not just be like BITCH GET THE FUCK UP.
5. Mum is always stupidly cheerful in the mornings, everyone knows not to even look at me.
6. Ive not had enough sleep, which is my own fault.
7. I have to go to work.
8. I just realised how crap my life must be if i feel the need to tumblr all over this.
9. Im actually really comfy, and getting out of bed would just be a crime.
10. I have to get out of bed in 2 mins to shower. 
11. My mum just told me to hurry up, how dare she.
12. Everyone in this whole fucking house sounds cheerful, this isnt a fucking musical. 
13. People feel the need to text me and update me on their lives - because clearly I care when its before 10am
14. People say ‘good morning’ i mean no, mornings are not good. ‘reasonable morning’ or ‘meh morning’ or ‘somewhat disappointing morning’ would be alot more fitting.

Im a horrible person, im sorry. I’ll be nice in 15 mins. i swear.

A photo of my wonderous location last night (: My friend is obviously pro at photography for taking this.

• Theyre always too early. hence the title ‘morning’. Mornings should be moved to the afternoon, that would be sooo much more convenient.
• Whenever I have to wake up in the mornings, its to do somthing shit and dull. Eg school or work
• They always interrupt an awesome dream
• Somthing stupid always wakes you up.
• The saying ‘good morning’ is a blatant lie. Mornings are never good.
• Im a complete bitch in the mornings, and it takes me about an hour to de-bitch myself…effort.
• Theyre always far too early.
• I hate them.

Its fucking raining and we’re going to be hanging around in rockpools. With clipboards. 

Expect sarcastic comments.