Kate Upton on that cat daddy.
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Psychostick - Because Boobs
made my day
Even without the push up bra. My boobs are just that awesome.
i always get distracted by my own boobs.
So, being the lucky bitch i am who lives on the coast, i decided to go to the beach with my bitches and have a civilized bbq. I had my own bbq because im a veggie. I decided to go into the sea in my underwear. “Oh fia you would you slut” - i hear you proclaim, but i can assure you that it was not done with slutty intent. Unfortunately, being the teenage girl that I am, i have these magical things called “breasts”. As I am a teenager, they decided to grow from last summer. Thus causing me to be “boobylicious”, however i now need to buy a new bikini. Once in the sea, i can swear to all gods that my boobs have never ever been that cold in my whole entire life. I was smuggling diamonds. No, not diamonds - buildings.
Apon coming home, i took off my shirt and noticed my back. I am a fair skinned bitch, and although i like pratically frolicked in suncream, I found myself to still be burnt. Im not talking your pissy slightly red burn. Im talking your mothers pre-menopause period red burn. It was a good day.