My friend in class stole this girl’s lotion and when she grabbed it back, it squirted all over his pants near his crotch and left a trail on the desk. I have no idea how that tissue box got there but it made it so much better
Im hilarious, but you can call me Fia. Im 19 and from England - hailing from the Southwest/West Midlands. Studying English at Keele University.
Im also a raging homosexual, but thats neither here nor there
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