and here we have a wild video of me sporting my “Mel B” voice as a result of suffering from freshers flu. 

Im aware i look like shite. can’t stop me 

FOOLISH BOY.

This is what I look like when its 1:25am and im tired and my boobs hurt

to hang with the famalam and do dodgy fireworks in the back garden at my Auntys.

Im going to film how shit they are whilst screaming BABY YOURE A FIIIIIREEWORKKK at the top of my lungs.

If you’re lucky, i might upload it. Although you wont be able to hear me singing over the sound of me laughing at how pure hilarious I am.

You all love me right? right.

I love intruding on coupley moments :’)

My family love taking the piss out of me. This time its because a Wallace and Gromit advert came on the telly, and i dont care what you say, that shit is the scariest fucking thing ever. Why would anyone want to watch that? Let alone expose that shit to children?! The one with the penguin who wanted to steal the cheese scarred me for life. FOR LIFE.

So anyway, the advert came on telly and i looked horrified and mother was like “OH GOD SOFIA LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY!” and then dad and nino started doing hilarious wallace and gromit impressions and ripping the shit.

This has been a pointless post. you love me. ♥

If you are infact English, perhaps you will already know what i am referring to. Yep. The mockery and sham that is X-Factor. Oh my lord its just so shit..but i cant NOT watch it.

So tonight my friends are picking me up. We’re going to drive around aimlessly screaming along to Florence&The machine or good old Katy Perry and then we are going to do what we did EVERY friday/saturday/sunday night last year. Watch Xfactor and scream at the telly.

Then once it comes to December, its all pretty much over and everyones all ‘ooh ooh whos going to win ooh christmas number 1 ooh nipples’. My fave was last year when we got RATM to number 1 to put an end to Xfactors reign of christmas ‘hits’. Once Xfactor was over last year we had no idea what to do with ourselves.

LOVELIFE ♥

• Theyre always too early. hence the title ‘morning’. Mornings should be moved to the afternoon, that would be sooo much more convenient.
• Whenever I have to wake up in the mornings, its to do somthing shit and dull. Eg school or work
• They always interrupt an awesome dream
• Somthing stupid always wakes you up.
• The saying ‘good morning’ is a blatant lie. Mornings are never good.
• Im a complete bitch in the mornings, and it takes me about an hour to de-bitch myself…effort.
• Theyre always far too early.
• I hate them.