BOOBYLICIOUS

so theres this statue in truro of this naked man drumming and his manly man area is visably on show for everyone to see. My friend lisa climbed it and was really pleased and i swear i laughed so hard that i almost gave myself an aneurysm. it was brilliant hahahahaha.  

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Cannot breathe
April: so I went in the kitchen
Me: YOU DIDNT
Kerry: OH MY GOD APRIL ARE YOU OK???
April: No listen!
Me: THERE'S MORE?!?!
Kerry: APRIL I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
April: I was getting the plates and Lisas dad goes 'what you doing lis?' SO I GRABBED THE PLATES AND RAN. I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE GATEAUX
All: *fall over laughing*
HELL NO H2O!
dis bitch 
Watching Napoleon Dynamite wiv mah bruvvah yo!

Watching Napoleon Dynamite wiv mah bruvvah yo!