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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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who wants to come over and hug
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
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dear diary, it’s complicated and stupid, got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid, guess he wants to play, wants to play a lovegame, a lovegame.
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*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
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God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
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As seen by Iyishia
Oh no they’re onto us
IF YOU’RE EVER SAD
SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.
OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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im still laughing at this
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HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
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