July 2012
textposter2:
you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything
shelbynicoleeeee:
Damn……….
f33ny:
why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities
i’m suspicious
sparrot:
beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through
back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto
we about to kill all y’all
give us your corn
give us your land
give us your butts
promo4homo:
seductive-black-man:
okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i
it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
today wasnt really a nice day.
ok i had fun with anya, whit and han ~BFF~
WARNING: EXTREMELY graphic images →
the-noisecomplaint:
rcabbasi:
An explosive Congressional investigation revealed horrific new details this week about a U.S. funded military hospital in Afghanistan that kept patients in “Auschwitz-like” conditions.
The investigation also revealed that Lt. General William B. Caldwell, then commander of the $11.2 billion dollar a year Afghan training program, tried to block the probe and...
edwrad:
i’d probably friend zone me
32andgrandma:
your icon
your tagged/me
fuckyeahellengadd:
Ellen trying to wiggle her nose like they do in Bewitched. Or something.
oh my fucking god
edwad:
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
unregardless:
cause of death: unexpected autoplay
mamisboots:
One of my favorite things to do is click on the url of someone who was wrong in a popular text post to see how they’re dealing with their life after they were terribly wrong
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