Tag obsessed person: *Posts photo of potato*
Tags: Starch, Starchy, Tuberous, Crop, Brown, Dinner, Mashed, Sweet, Red, Brown, Lumpy, Yummy, Plant, Lunch, Food, Limes, Beans, Tree, Plant, Leaves, Beautiful, Wonderful, Fabulous, Haters, Carbs, OMG, LOL, Lovin, Cat, Dog, Madonna, Tumblr
heatherlikesthisalot: shoutout to my genetics
boogaa: if you like sarcastic pieces of shit hmu
r-ch-el asked: fanx for flooding my ask with love... OWAIT </3
damnrannvagn: fairygodblogger: bless the poor girls whose periods last a whole week may god be with you my life
That’s a wrap, everybody– movie director identifying delicious food (via kanyewesticle)
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
Waste of a fucking night with subtle homophobic, sexist twats. Not a happy fia.
I get so pissed when people introduce me as “the lesbian” DEAR GOD
its like my life is one heartwrenching episode of “A tragic lesbian: why won’t my hair cooperate?”
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
mum yelling and raving at dad for illogical reasons
Dad: and i love you too
Mum: I NEVER EVEN SAID I LOVE YOU
tomahok: oh my god ohmyfuck
on wednesday! so fucking excited. seriously though im so pale i plan to come back like really brown. Hopefully my Italian genes will switch on then. Its not fair. Nino, my brother, gets the tall dark italian genes. I get the short pale english genes. Oh well i look more flawless in the winter ha ha ha. seriously though ibiza is going to be awesome and im well excited for Ibiza Rocks too. ...