Getting drunk with my stunners listening to 1D …..I kinda like it D:
thecapn: I support gay lefts, too.
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
yesterday when i was at the beach i saw this massive black bird perched near us. Me, being the intelligent piece of ass that i am, proclaimed: “oh my god is that a bird or is that a dog!?” because it was big and black ;D It turned out that it was a bird. It was a raven. It was so raven.
It annoys me how socially unaware people are
bemyownsavi0ur: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit Ha, so fucking true.