July 2011
until 12 my ask box will be open to any questions
heartstumbles:
i will answer them all completely truthfully
lets do this, faggots!
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This is so laborious
Ive seen more cameltoes today than i have people.
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Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops...
deanmsxxx:
pansexual: because being bi is too mainstream
not sure whether to be aroused or disturbed →
“She fell, she hurt, she felt. She lived. And for all the tumble of her...”
– Sarah Dessen
tell me about how i make your flower tingle →
who like invented the word vagina?
who spread the legs of some bitch and was like ‘oh the perfect name to call that is vagina! it suits it so well!’ i mean why.
also who looked at some balls and were like ‘shit nigga lets call these testicles’ why would they do that. i think lefty and hefty sounds alot better.
im just so curious
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Things i have found in my bra
apon returning home tonight/and throughout the night:
a train ticket (moulded into the shape of my boob)
a 5p piece
a receipt
a fag (as in fag you smoke not fag you fuck)
two boobs
my bra felt like mary poppins’ bag.
