March 2011
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~Educational Post~ Who wants to help me with my...
My english teacher has this fucktarded idea. To prepare ourselves for our english exam, we have to “write our own exam paper!!!!”
Anyway, I need a theme. The general layout of the questions are “compare the way the theme of __________ is presented in your given texts”
I cant think of a theme. Any ideas? Death and Love are overdone.. cant really do those.
THANKS BABES.
8PM
Mom: What up? Drunk text!
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saveyourresolutions asked: i know :( it saddens me.but i'll be seeeing yhoo at lisa's yaaa?
i still have the torch you lent me after bifffy btw!
i still have the torch you lent me after bifffy btw!
saveyourresolutions asked: well i think you're hilarious on facebook Fia. and in life in general ♥
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deepfriedblog asked: Your facebook comments you post are so unfunny I get second-hand embarrasment. Bye...
DAMN AFRICA WHAT HAPPENED
aids.
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Reblog als je Nederlands bent of spreekt.
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to my beloved and adoring fans,
you are very lucky. Not only do you have the pleasure of seeing me on your dash, but now i am opening myself up to you. Not in a sexual way. well it can be if you like, we’ll see.
Anyway, I have skype. I know, i know. Please try to contain your excitement/joy/orgasms. My username is: capnfia Feel free to add me and tell me how much you wish you were like me.
yours faithfully, fia...
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You know you're really unfit when
you play UFC with your bro on xbox and find yourself out of breath.
serious question omg guise halp~?
i dont know whether to make eggdolf and then do my essays or do my essays and then make eggdolf.
or just sit and tumble and laugh to myself about how hilarious i am.
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How much sleep do you get every night?
sleep is for the weak.
Ask if youre sexy!
Tumblr, the greatest thing to happen of all great...
As you may or may not be aware, easter is coming up. So, my shitform is holding an ‘egg decorating competition’
After alot of careful deliberation, i have decided what to decorate my egg as. The final decision has been made.
In keeping with my offensive humour hilarity, I have decided to make an egg effigy of good old Hitler. His rather clever and well thought out name will be:...
I'm feeling nice today
Me: I will go on a hunt for you. Salute you with my middle finder through the classroom window and then depart fabulously.
Twat: Im not telling you what room im in if youre gonna be a little whore :)
Me: You said you had french, I will find you
Twat: Damn you, i wish you had a memory like a sive
Me: And i wish you knew how to spell sieve.
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That hideous moment when the only shower left in...
