friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
guy: girl are you a muslim
guy: cause your body islamin
I GET THIS ALL THE TIME,
(because im muslim)
Me: I feel like Winehouse in her last moments
Mum: oh that is just awful. That's a terrible thing to say. I'm so ashamed.
You know you're a lesbian when...
lesbiansandthelivingdead: youknowyouarealesbianwhen: You don’t have to worry about getting pregnant from having sex I assume that you would probably know that you are a lesbian before that.
promo4homo: 10 reasons to be straight gay is a sin anal is like pooping but worse its adam and eve✓ not adam and STeve✕ butt and exit both have 4 letters while vagina and enter have 5 gay people are gross gays are like 2 steps below muslims and 1 step above black did you notice i skipped 8 its because i wasnt at 8 yet reblog if you checked reblog if your left leg is above your right...
contagonistlove: “Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
made a holocaust joke infront of a “half jewish” person today. that was gr9.