December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
guy: girl are you a muslim
girl: why
guy: cause your body islamin
I GET THIS ALL THE TIME,
(because im muslim)
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Me: I feel like Winehouse in her last moments
Mum: oh that is just awful. That's a terrible thing to say. I'm so ashamed.
You know you're a lesbian when...
lesbiansandthelivingdead:
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
You don’t have to worry about getting pregnant from having sex
I assume that you would probably know that you are a lesbian before that.
Watch
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promo4homo:
10 reasons to be straight
gay is a sin
anal is like pooping but worse
its adam and eve✓ not adam and STeve✕
butt and exit both have 4 letters while vagina and enter have 5
gay people are gross
gays are like 2 steps below muslims and 1 step above black
did you notice i skipped 8
its because i wasnt at 8 yet
reblog if you checked
reblog if your left leg is above your right...
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contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
made a holocaust joke infront of a “half jewish” person today.
that was gr9.
