July 2010
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Red hair
is clearly a massive hit with old men, who kindly took the time to come up to me and creep on me today. My favourite one was ”If i was 30 years younger i’d be chasing after you”, he was like 100.
WHAT AN AMUSING DAYYYYY.
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Today will be a good day.
In 25 mins, my best friend since i was 2/3 will be knocking on my door, i havent seen her for 2 years, but shes been in Auzzieland for 5 - and finally she’s moving back to jolly old England. I missed her lots and lots and lots. :D
Awake at DAWN.
Okay, not really, its like 7:51, but this is a bloody good effort on my part. Great apologies for my lovely post i put up last night, which was largely illegible. For now however, im fully aware that i had an amusing night, and i feel surprisingly adequate considering. However, im going to be sat on a train for the next hour and a half, so im not sure how that will last.
HAVE A NICE DAY :D
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happiest girl on the planet.
Today has been a very very good day. Im so happy :) I cant wait to open my box heheehehe .
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PISSTAKE.
So here I am, up at dawn waiting for the package. I see a Royal Mail van across the road, clearly Im excited - as one would assume that when one is waiting for post that was meant to be here yesterday the Royal Mail would come give it to you.
The van drove away and noone even came near my house.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Awake at bloody stupid o'clock
It’s just gone 9 and I’m sat here waiting for that glorious parcel to come. I mean it’s in my town already it’s bloody rude for the posty to not come here already.
I have never got out of bed faster. Apart from this one time where i was woken up to go to school, so naturally I went back to sleep. 5 mins later i roll over and open my eyes. Guess what’s on my pillow...
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I had a good night :)
twas just what i needed, they cheered me up loads. But now im too drunk, and im probably going to post a fun story about some ridiculous escapade of mine with ridiculous spelling.
fuck youuuu bitch. fuck youuuuu.
I felt like saying that, im not sure why. But i do know why. But i dont.
/end drunken ramblings about nothing.
dome?
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If youre elderly and living alone, perhaps you should consider killing yourself.
– Lee Nelsons Well Good Show :’)
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Ooh, we could go away for a night couldnt we? The kids would be alright at...
– My mother, mentally scarring my brother and I
LMFAO →
(via heartsandheadphones)
the bestest thing i have ever seen hands down. mhm.
i have crumbs in my laptop.
FATTAYYYYYYYYY.
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