October 2010
I think
I want a new theme. Oh but theme hunting is so much effort and then you get the wrong one or it doesnt do what you want and its like ljasdhasd.
Blehhh i dont want to go to school tomorrow. I also do not want to go to bed. I’m also being amazing at biting my tongue, although i really do not want to for much longer.
When im tired, i start to ramble and it doesnt make sense. some people...
Conditions are never perfect. ‘Someday’ is a disease that will take your dreams...
– Tim Ferriss, The Timing is Never Right (via kari-shma)
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I just called somone a 'bamf' and they said 'huh'....
Doing somthing naughty and then saying “i love you” afterwards...
– My mum is taking Nino stealing sweets from the cupboard very seriously.
one of my friends is having an eppy because she...
By fag i mean cigerette, not a gay person. BRITSPEAKYO. seriously, i mean jesus fucking christ. get a fucking grip. Apparently her nails are gone already from biting her nails due to her not being able to have a fag within the last 4 hours. Her life is so hard.
I wish i was as cool as her :(
Just saw the T-Mobile advert
my day just got 293472093427 times more better. I hope im in one…ONE DAY.
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fucking hell.
I think i’ve got a hernia. But one that hasnt decided to look like a hernia yet. My stomach hurts so so bad for like 4 days and i do not know what i did. It feels like ive done 249720957259287524952735029742095872 sit ups. And we all know i wouldnt do those. So clearly ive got aids or im dying or somthing.
I want a cuddle. and a puppy. and ice cream. Get me one of those things and...
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Anonymous asked: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous asked: That's not all you'll get. rrrr
Anonymous asked: I can always give you my number, we can have sexy phone calls ;p
Anonymous asked: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1182551gh669444.gif
Anonymous asked: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/20048442yu.gif
Anonymous asked: So I heard you have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.
reblog if you left all your half terms homework...
justanotherfad:
hahahaha
thank god im not alone.
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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?
wtfmisti:
Because her husband had a hallow weenie
WORTH ITTTT
Got my shoes and stuff. And i am absolutely soaked and now my hair has gone super wavy. I am a fan of this.
Cars slowed down to marvel at how badass as fuck i am.
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I am in a good mood
“OOH WHY ARE YOU IN A GOOD MOOD FIA OOH PLEASE TELL US OOOH” i hear you ask. Well I will tell you why.
I left some things at my good friend Jazza’s house. She lives a 10 min walk away. Its also pissing down with rain. Jazza is going away for a week, and if i want my shoes back ima have to get my arse down there because shes leaving in an hour. I am going to have to walk there as...