I want a new theme. Oh but theme hunting is so much effort and then you get the wrong one or it doesnt do what you want and its like ljasdhasd. Blehhh i dont want to go to school tomorrow. I also do not want to go to bed. I’m also being amazing at biting my tongue, although i really do not want to for much longer. When im tired, i start to ramble and it doesnt make sense. some people...
Conditions are never perfect. ‘Someday’ is a disease that will take your dreams...– Tim Ferriss, The Timing is Never Right (via kari-shma)
I just called somone a 'bamf' and they said 'huh'....
Doing somthing naughty and then saying “i love you” afterwards...– My mum is taking Nino stealing sweets from the cupboard very seriously.
one of my friends is having an eppy because she...
By fag i mean cigerette, not a gay person. BRITSPEAKYO. seriously, i mean jesus fucking christ. get a fucking grip. Apparently her nails are gone already from biting her nails due to her not being able to have a fag within the last 4 hours. Her life is so hard. I wish i was as cool as her :(
Just saw the T-Mobile advert
my day just got 293472093427 times more better. I hope im in one…ONE DAY.
I think i’ve got a hernia. But one that hasnt decided to look like a hernia yet. My stomach hurts so so bad for like 4 days and i do not know what i did. It feels like ive done 249720957259287524952735029742095872 sit ups. And we all know i wouldnt do those. So clearly ive got aids or im dying or somthing. I want a cuddle. and a puppy. and ice cream. Get me one of those things and...
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reblog if you left all your half terms homework...
justanotherfad: hahahaha thank god im not alone.
Birds - Kate Nash
Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?
wtfmisti: Because her husband had a hallow weenie
Got my shoes and stuff. And i am absolutely soaked and now my hair has gone super wavy. I am a fan of this. Cars slowed down to marvel at how badass as fuck i am.
I am in a good mood
“OOH WHY ARE YOU IN A GOOD MOOD FIA OOH PLEASE TELL US OOOH” i hear you ask. Well I will tell you why. I left some things at my good friend Jazza’s house. She lives a 10 min walk away. Its also pissing down with rain. Jazza is going away for a week, and if i want my shoes back ima have to get my arse down there because shes leaving in an hour. I am going to have to walk there as...