city-wall: aziraphaleisineffable: IF YOU’RE EVER SAD SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE. OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
there was this rumour going around my secondary school about this power couple. Apparently he was doing her up the arse and when he pulled out she shat on the floor and they blamed the dog and the dog got put down. I think thats the best rumour that i have ever been told.
tuffkids: im so tired of girls being straight
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
had my last exam today (well it was my only exam) and I have officially finished first year! This has literally been the best year of my life. I’ve met some amazing people, and i’ve been given the opportunity to do some amazing things…whilst managing to squeeze in being an absolute drunk wreck along the way. now its time to play “be continuously drunk for 2 weeks...
cloverblob: I DON’T CHOOSE THE LESBIAN SHOWS THE LESBIAN SHOWS CHOOSE ME.
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
idiotshitbaby: i’m eating but i wish i was getting eaten* u feel me *disclaimer: this is a sexual post, i do not condone cannibalism
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
reblogmyselfie: as Gandhi once said “its not gay cause its in a threeway”
i genuinely forget that not everyone is gay sometimes omg
claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks i hate each and every single one of you all